i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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