If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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