she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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