Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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