Betty ford says i'm here all night
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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