I don't think brook has ever known best
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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