I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Randomize
