That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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