I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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