Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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