How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
He passed out mid-signature
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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