What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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