i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
