I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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