You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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