But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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