and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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