their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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