The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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