ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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