he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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