Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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