Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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