There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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