Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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