were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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