Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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