Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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