Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
