She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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