Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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