I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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