dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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