Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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