my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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