Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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