its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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