Non-Jews are for practice
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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