I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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