Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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