it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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