love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Farmville is her only friend.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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