Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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