question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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