Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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