Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She's the barista slut.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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