Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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