Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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