Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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