Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
And then my night got REAL pukey
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
