Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I AM VODKA MAN
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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