I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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