Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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