love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She's the barista slut.
Just invented taco cereal.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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