How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
It's official drugs can't kill me
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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