the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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