We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
This toilet bowl is my home.
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