He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He shit in the fireplace
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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